Post by Broc on Feb 2, 2011 17:24:27 GMT -8
Broc would like to welcome back all the Creeps, Crawlers, Pimps and Hoes of the greater Sunnydale area. Broc also wishes to extend a sincere apology for his delay in posting his delicious rumors. Broc was detained with some hood-rats in New Haven Orchard. Man them Ballers know how to roll. Well on to the important stuff...
Broc was always led to believe that the recipe for disaster was gasoline and fire. Wrong. It's...
1 part blue slushy
1 part bacon
1 part mysterious powder
1 part bat shit crazy Malk
The end result "The Kevin Beacon Slushy" It's one hell of a good time.
Apparently Cindy done gone and let her bouncer get taken, beaten and then later returned with some message. She should let the fucker just take the message first next time.
Gay List, where are you? You leave town and the one thing you forget to pack is your Malkavian. Really? Some shit you just don't forget.
Disclaimer: To all you fine bitches out there. If you so desire to date Carrick the Toreador, you may wish to reconsider. He is to stalker like Broc is to Homophobia. Way the fuck over the top.
Picture if you can the Italian Job car chase (the original, not the Marky Gay Mark remake) but set in seedy Sunnydale. Now make it cooler. Guns blazing, tires squealing and smoke everywhere. Epic. Wait, who is the gunman we see as the smoke clears? ALEXANDER. Come on, he's way to Toreador to be that cool. Who knew? Mad props, rollin Brujah style.
Broc was always led to believe that the recipe for disaster was gasoline and fire. Wrong. It's...
1 part blue slushy
1 part bacon
1 part mysterious powder
1 part bat shit crazy Malk
The end result "The Kevin Beacon Slushy" It's one hell of a good time.
Apparently Cindy done gone and let her bouncer get taken, beaten and then later returned with some message. She should let the fucker just take the message first next time.
Gay List, where are you? You leave town and the one thing you forget to pack is your Malkavian. Really? Some shit you just don't forget.
Disclaimer: To all you fine bitches out there. If you so desire to date Carrick the Toreador, you may wish to reconsider. He is to stalker like Broc is to Homophobia. Way the fuck over the top.
Picture if you can the Italian Job car chase (the original, not the Marky Gay Mark remake) but set in seedy Sunnydale. Now make it cooler. Guns blazing, tires squealing and smoke everywhere. Epic. Wait, who is the gunman we see as the smoke clears? ALEXANDER. Come on, he's way to Toreador to be that cool. Who knew? Mad props, rollin Brujah style.
