Post by Broc on Jan 4, 2011 22:03:54 GMT -8
1. So Broc gets the whole thing with the Toreador and art. It's allot like the Brujahs feelings with a good fight. What Broc doesn't understand is confused as to why a Toreador would deface another Toreadors art. Broc thinks that is really fucked. Funniest shit Broc has seen since the Rodney King beating. Bravo Aaron, hell Broc though he knew how to start a fight.
2. Cheval, Cheval, Cheval. You deluded little freak. You are the whitest cracker north of Tennessee. You are not black, the closest you could come to being black is Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bell Air. Be a chick all you want, but stay white.
3. So what Toreador can Broc register a complaint with? A homeless chode got an invite to your little party but Broc didn't. WTF? Broc has a coat and Broc doesn't need to panhandle.
4. Cats plus dogs plus an ice cream truck equals one hell of a Malkavian party. Really? Really? Really? You Malks are fucking insane.
5. A national treasure was nearly lost at the Toreador gala. Yes I am talking about Dakota Fanning. Broc knows it would be be a sad day if we lost her.
6. So there is a new deputy in town. She is scary. She can break a man just by crooking an eye brow at him. she causes people to release the bladder with a cold stare. She can shoot lightning bolts from her eyes and fire balls from her arse. To be that bad ass she must be a Brujah. Nope she is a Tremere... wait a what? Really a Tremere. What's her name anyway... well he it don't matter. She's just a Tremere.
So Broc obviously wasn't there but these are the things Broc heard. If you don't like it, suck it.
2. Cheval, Cheval, Cheval. You deluded little freak. You are the whitest cracker north of Tennessee. You are not black, the closest you could come to being black is Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bell Air. Be a chick all you want, but stay white.
3. So what Toreador can Broc register a complaint with? A homeless chode got an invite to your little party but Broc didn't. WTF? Broc has a coat and Broc doesn't need to panhandle.
4. Cats plus dogs plus an ice cream truck equals one hell of a Malkavian party. Really? Really? Really? You Malks are fucking insane.
5. A national treasure was nearly lost at the Toreador gala. Yes I am talking about Dakota Fanning. Broc knows it would be be a sad day if we lost her.
6. So there is a new deputy in town. She is scary. She can break a man just by crooking an eye brow at him. she causes people to release the bladder with a cold stare. She can shoot lightning bolts from her eyes and fire balls from her arse. To be that bad ass she must be a Brujah. Nope she is a Tremere... wait a what? Really a Tremere. What's her name anyway... well he it don't matter. She's just a Tremere.
So Broc obviously wasn't there but these are the things Broc heard. If you don't like it, suck it.
