Post by Broc on Jul 27, 2011 20:28:10 GMT -8
First let Broc introduce himself. For those poor, uneducated fools out there who don't know who Broc is; well recognize bitch, this is Broc; a hard hittin, say it to your face, don't give a fuck what the man has to say, mother fucker from Sunnydale. For those sly ass pimps, players, hustlers ans hoes that have had the pleasure to make Broc's acquaintance, what is up my nigro's.
So Broc has been thinking. Seems like every want-to-be poser out the has been talking shit and posting it on the interwebs about this shit or that. Like we give a royal fuck what they have to say. But this made Broc think. Broc wants to talk about some shit that has got him thinking recently.
Now normally Broc shares his insight with all you righteous players, but this time Broc is going to talk about what's on his mind and if some nugget plops in your lap during his rants, well fucking bully for you.
Broc wants to start out this,what the fuck ever it is, with a bit of advice. Don't let your hood rat rule you, rule your hood rat; with the back of your mother fucking hand if need be.
Urban dictionary describes a Hood Rat as:
1. A girl who sleeps with various men in the neighborhood. Usually noticeable via her slacking standards of personal care.
Sissy Ray.. she a hood rat!
2. A ghetto ass girl who hangs out with all the ghetto guys and thinks it's cute to be a slut.
Gosh, victor hangs out with all the little hood rats
3. A straight slut from the hood.. the kind or girl that has probably slept with you and four of your best homies... Usually lazy as hell ..they are known to party a lot.. easy to take advantage of.
That girls a straight hood rat
And Broc's personal favorite
4. A person (usually a female) who exhibits a trashy or triflin demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t use protected sex. They can be aggressive and are usually found in the “ghetto” (a car wash or park) or other poor environments (usually on the front porch) being unproductive to society living off Gov. aid. These type people are content with how they live and enjoy getting high and drunk on a regular bases. A female hood rat will be dressed wearing: store brought, colored, contact lenses, house shoes or flip flops; a nappy, blond or red weave; tasteless, faded and cut-up short shorts, a revealing top or jersey dress, and plastered with tattoos of baby daddies. A male hood rat will be dressed wearing: a funk that will knock your socks off; an Xtra long white dirty t-shirt big enough to cover a bed mattress; big heavy duty boots or 100 dollar tennis shoes (he probably spent his entire check to buy) and a plaque infested gold grill. Not all black people act like that, neither do people who live in impoverished environments! Some of them want out!
Did you see Shaniqua at the park yesterday girl? Umm hmm, she looked a hot mess dancing in front of all those guys with that skirt on with no panties in the middle of winter, a hood rat!
Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
Broc's only amendment to this is that no self respecting baller wears tennis shoes, it's either Jordan's or Fubu for us.
The reason Broc brings this shit up is because Broc has himself a few Rats that attempted to run amuck and play him a fool. Well it goes without saying that he laid his hand down and rectified the situation. Now it has come to Broc's attention that a certain Miss Liliya, one of Broc's favorite Hood Rats has in one cruel action stopped putting out for one vampire and and has exclusive rights to another, one Nathaniel Rosch, whoever the fuck this lucky fucker is. Damn girl, I thought my 12 inch stake was all that you needed to cause you to go limp all over. Broc has half a mind to lay his pimp hand down.
The only consolation for Broc is the knowledge that there is going to be a killer fucking Rave coming up hosted by a doctor. Fucking really, where the fuck do raver doctors come from? Well, only in Thailand, TJ and fucking Sunnydale. Fucking hallelujah.
Broc is sure to find a new bottom bitch and at least three, count them three, new hood rats. The only problem with going to the rave is that for every strung out easy piece of ass, there are twelve douche bag Toreador fags or hags to gay the place up. As if tools with swinging glow sticks isn't bad enough, lets give em celerity and artistic flare. Broc is not impressed.
Broc will leave you with this final bit of knowledge.
I don't know my reputation
But all the niggas in the hood say it's all good
But the bitch ain't shit, so you need to make a switch
Smackin' on ya lips with your hands on your hips
Triflin' slimy, don't try me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q
Peace out and all that other shit. Till next time players.
~Broc~
So Broc has been thinking. Seems like every want-to-be poser out the has been talking shit and posting it on the interwebs about this shit or that. Like we give a royal fuck what they have to say. But this made Broc think. Broc wants to talk about some shit that has got him thinking recently.
Now normally Broc shares his insight with all you righteous players, but this time Broc is going to talk about what's on his mind and if some nugget plops in your lap during his rants, well fucking bully for you.
Broc wants to start out this,what the fuck ever it is, with a bit of advice. Don't let your hood rat rule you, rule your hood rat; with the back of your mother fucking hand if need be.
Urban dictionary describes a Hood Rat as:
1. A girl who sleeps with various men in the neighborhood. Usually noticeable via her slacking standards of personal care.
Sissy Ray.. she a hood rat!
2. A ghetto ass girl who hangs out with all the ghetto guys and thinks it's cute to be a slut.
Gosh, victor hangs out with all the little hood rats
3. A straight slut from the hood.. the kind or girl that has probably slept with you and four of your best homies... Usually lazy as hell ..they are known to party a lot.. easy to take advantage of.
That girls a straight hood rat
And Broc's personal favorite
4. A person (usually a female) who exhibits a trashy or triflin demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t use protected sex. They can be aggressive and are usually found in the “ghetto” (a car wash or park) or other poor environments (usually on the front porch) being unproductive to society living off Gov. aid. These type people are content with how they live and enjoy getting high and drunk on a regular bases. A female hood rat will be dressed wearing: store brought, colored, contact lenses, house shoes or flip flops; a nappy, blond or red weave; tasteless, faded and cut-up short shorts, a revealing top or jersey dress, and plastered with tattoos of baby daddies. A male hood rat will be dressed wearing: a funk that will knock your socks off; an Xtra long white dirty t-shirt big enough to cover a bed mattress; big heavy duty boots or 100 dollar tennis shoes (he probably spent his entire check to buy) and a plaque infested gold grill. Not all black people act like that, neither do people who live in impoverished environments! Some of them want out!
Did you see Shaniqua at the park yesterday girl? Umm hmm, she looked a hot mess dancing in front of all those guys with that skirt on with no panties in the middle of winter, a hood rat!
Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
Broc's only amendment to this is that no self respecting baller wears tennis shoes, it's either Jordan's or Fubu for us.
The reason Broc brings this shit up is because Broc has himself a few Rats that attempted to run amuck and play him a fool. Well it goes without saying that he laid his hand down and rectified the situation. Now it has come to Broc's attention that a certain Miss Liliya, one of Broc's favorite Hood Rats has in one cruel action stopped putting out for one vampire and and has exclusive rights to another, one Nathaniel Rosch, whoever the fuck this lucky fucker is. Damn girl, I thought my 12 inch stake was all that you needed to cause you to go limp all over. Broc has half a mind to lay his pimp hand down.
The only consolation for Broc is the knowledge that there is going to be a killer fucking Rave coming up hosted by a doctor. Fucking really, where the fuck do raver doctors come from? Well, only in Thailand, TJ and fucking Sunnydale. Fucking hallelujah.
Broc is sure to find a new bottom bitch and at least three, count them three, new hood rats. The only problem with going to the rave is that for every strung out easy piece of ass, there are twelve douche bag Toreador fags or hags to gay the place up. As if tools with swinging glow sticks isn't bad enough, lets give em celerity and artistic flare. Broc is not impressed.
Broc will leave you with this final bit of knowledge.
I don't know my reputation
But all the niggas in the hood say it's all good
But the bitch ain't shit, so you need to make a switch
Smackin' on ya lips with your hands on your hips
Triflin' slimy, don't try me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q
Peace out and all that other shit. Till next time players.
~Broc~